Even More Booyah...
Aubrey O'Day - Elmo wasn't shy about hiding his torrid love affair with the former Making of the Band star and many Hollywood insiders believe he's the one who talked her in to posing for Playboy.
Anderson Cooper - Coming out of the closet isn't easy and it only makes matters worse when you're coming out of Elmo's closet. Luckily for Anderson, Ted Turner was too drunk to notice.
Katy Perry - Elmo was Katy's last "fling" before she tied the knot with Russell Brand and they spent one hot night at the famous famous Beverly Hills hotel. And that passionate night was the reason why Katy paid tribute to Elmo with her Elmo cleavage shirt on SNL.
Natalie Portman - As you can clearly see, Elmo liked to do a lot of role playing with Natalie in the sack but she broke up with him after he accidentally called her Miss Piggy in bed.
Lisa Rinna - The Sesame Street corporation and TV Guide conspired to keep it a secret but but Elmo couldn't get enough of one of Hollywood's finest Cougars. And Lisa was obsessed with Elmo going to town on her red carpet.
Anne Hathaway - Elmo wreaked havoc with former Disney princess and he's the reason she's topless more these days than a bottle of ketchup at IHOP.
Heidi Klum - Heidi's affair with Elmo is one of Victoria's best kept secrets. The other secret is about Miranda Kerr and a Little Caesar's crazy bread but we'll talk more about that tomorrow.
David Beckham - When you're David Beckham, you can screw the world which is why he and Elmo decided to finally get it over with and do each other.
Jennifer Garner - Elmo is basically the Ben Affleck of Sesame Street, so it makes sense. Once she wore that red wig on Alias, Elmo had to have her.
Tyra Banks - This was simply a case of crazy hooking up with crazier. I'm not sure which is which, but I'm sure it involved a kazoo and a spare tire.
Jenny McCarthy - Elmo has always hated Miss Piggy but she's untouchable, so he did the next best thing... Jenny McCarthy.
Jack Black - Elmo was so pissed about Year One that he called Jack's agent and demanded a personal bedroom apology. Don't worry, Michael Cera was there to make the situation even more uncomfortable.
Ellen Pompeo- Most Hollywood insiders believe Elmo was simply using Ellen to bang Katherine Heigl and then he realized that she'll never take her top off for anyone for any reason.
Julia Roberts - When you marry Lyle Lovitz you don't have high standards but everyone on Sesame Street will tell you that sleeping with Elmo is definitely sleeping with the enemy.
Eva Longoria - Eva has to get another tattoo removed from her nether region and that's all I'll say about that.
Sherly Crow - After you sleep with Lance Armstrong, you have to sleep with Elmo. That's like a Hollywood rule.
Eliza Coupe - Elmo gave Eliza a romp in the back of his sedan and afterwards they both talked about how much they hate Zach Braff.
Oprah Winfrey - This was a simple case of Muppet having relations with a freak of nature and I'll let you decide which is which.
