Since 1988, The Onion has been peeling off the layers of lies presented by the national media to reveal the true stinky side of the news that makes us all want to cry... tears of laughter. They've also been responsible for over 95% of the nations pants peeing incidents of the last 20 years and I think we can all agree that you aren't truly living life if you don't piss your pants at least once a year.