Santa (at least the one that you get your picture taken with at the mall) has a pretty simple task. All he has to do is sit there and not freak out little kids. Most mall Santas do a great job of wearing a fake beard and hiding their drunkenness, but some crappy Santas totally screw it up, and you're left with a photo of your kid crying on the lap of a bearded weirdo. Here are 25 Terrible Santas:



























































