#10 Katie Couric Talks Dirty About The Election - And this is why CBS should replace Katie with Lucy Pinder or Rosie Jones by the end of the month.

#9 Northwest Serves What? - I find this story totally believable because I've been screwed by Northwest airlines several times in my life.

#8 Fox News Talks About Dykes - Because there's nothing worse than listening to an old man talk dirty.

#7 Weatherman Gets A Little Too Personal - You ever open up to somebody a little bit and then they open up to you way too much?

#6 CNN Anchor Drops The Double C-Bomb - If at first you don't succeed, swear, swear again.

#5 Jenny From The Block Gets Serviced On Fox News - Never has a Freudian slip been so close to the truth.

#4 CNN Makes Fruit Dirty - Hitting on women in fruit section of the supermarket is easy because of all the great pickup lines that are at your disposal.