#20 Michael Talks About Retards - Sure he's technically mentally challenged as well, but the man has a point.
#19 Michael Declares Bankruptcy - You can also declare bankruptcy when you buy a ticket to Vegas on Priceline.
#18 Michael's Stage Suicide - Jumping onto an bouncy castle is the way I'd want to go.
#17 Toby Returns - This is how I react every time I see a "Flo" Progressive Insurance commercial.
#16 Michael Falls In A Koi Pond - I was pushed into a pond in middle school and it took almost two years for people to forget.
#15 Michael Speaks At Business School - I personally prefer to use different types of beef jerky as a visual aids during public speaking engagements, but that's just me.
#14 Michael Marks His New Asian Girlfriend's Arm - This is what happens when you find true love at Asian Hooters.
#13 Michael Burns His Foot On His Foreman Grill - And why is it that nobody has come out with a Jessica Alba grill yet? You know, because the gimmick is that it's super hot and cooks your meat in seconds.
#12 The Deposition - A deposition just isn't a deposition without a that's what she said.
#11 Michael The Magic - This is a moment where Mel Gibson would've really come in handy.
