#10 Michael Scott Buys A Horse - And if you're currently suffering from That's What She Said Syndrome (TWSS), don't worry about it because there is no cure for this disease.
#9 The Pirate Announcer - Can somebody please talk to the folks at Disney at get a female Pirates of the Carribean trilogy in production... starring Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Rachel Bilson and Mila Kunis.
#8 Is It Hoof Hearted Or Who Farted? - This is why Sharper Image needs to create a device that can detect who in the room just farted.
#7 Lost In The Fog - One day there will be a "Fog Man" superhero and he will be unstoppable.
#6 Announcer Sings The Winner - And if you've never heard a horse sing, simply stick a carrot up its butt.
#5 Marriage & Divorce Explained By Race Announcer - Okay it's fake but way too good to pass up
#4 The Worst Horse Race Announcer Ever - It's amazing how a hangover can affect a man.


























































