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Tuesday, 11 January 2011 15:05

The 10 Funniest Horse Racing Announcer Calls Of All Time

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Being a horse racing announcer is one of the toughest announcing jobs in all of sports. You have to talk really fast, yell really loud and the sad thing is that the only people who are listening to you are a bunch of bookies and degenerate gamblers. The good news is they get free horseback rides whenever they want, custom beds made of hay and all the free carrots they can eat.

 

#10 Michael Scott Buys A Horse - And if you're currently suffering from That's What She Said Syndrome (TWSS), don't worry about it because there is no cure for this disease.

  

                                       

 

 

#9 The Pirate Announcer - Can somebody please talk to the folks at Disney at get a female Pirates of the Carribean trilogy in production... starring Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Rachel Bilson and Mila Kunis.

  

                                   

 

#8 Is It Hoof Hearted Or Who Farted? - This is why Sharper Image needs to create a device that can detect who in the room just farted.

  

                                   

 

#7 Lost In The Fog - One day there will be a "Fog Man" superhero and he will be unstoppable.

  

                       

 

#6 Announcer Sings The Winner - And if you've never heard a horse sing, simply stick a carrot up its butt.

 

         

 

#5 Marriage & Divorce Explained By Race Announcer - Okay it's fake but way too good to pass up

         

 

#4 The Worst Horse Race Announcer Ever - It's amazing how a hangover can affect a man.

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